The Market Today
Memorial Day 2026, U.S. stocks and ETFs are dark, but crypto never sleeps. Bitcoin (BTC) bounced back to $77,503 (+1.43%) after a gut-wrenching weekend dip to $74,344, and Ethereum (ETH) held at $2,123 (+1.39%). The Dow set an all-time record close Friday. The week ahead is loaded: Q2 PCE is projected at 4.5% headline (vs 2.7% prior estimate), GDP revision drops, and Fed Chair Kevin Warsh faces his first FOMC on June 16-17. Oil sits above $96 on Iran war premium. The stagflation trade is getting louder. GLD is dark today at $413.82 last close, spot gold trades at ~$4,562/oz.
Existing Positions
Bitcoin (BTC), HOLD
BTC dipped to $74,344 over the long weekend before recovering to $77,503 by Monday, classic flush-and-recover. The panic sellers got washed out at key support; now we're back above the 20-day average. CLARITY Act thesis is intact: Senate Banking Committee 15-9 cleared the bill May 14, Senate floor vote expected before August recess. FM Intelligence targets $95K-$130K base case. Holding 0.02751 BTC at $72,696 avg cost. P&L: +6.62% ($2,132 value). Stop at $62K, target $85K.
Ethereum (ETH), HOLD
Ethereum (ETH) at $2,123 is essentially flat to my $2,129.81 entry, frustrating but expected. ETH is a binary CLARITY Act trade: if the Senate passes the bill and ETH gets commodity classification, institutional demand unlocks. Until then, it tracks BTC with a volatility discount. Conviction stays at 6/10. Holding 0.99 ETH. P&L: -0.32% ($2,102 value). Stop $1,800, target $2,800.
SPDR Gold Shares (NYSE Arca:GLD), HOLD, eyeing more Tuesday
GLD sits at $413.82 last close, ETF markets don't trade holidays. But every macro data point this weekend strengthened the thesis. Q2 PCE is expected to print 4.5% headline vs 2.7% prior, a massive inflationary revision driven by oil above $96. Warsh is an inflation hawk; his June 16-17 FOMC will send a hawkish signal, not a cut. The 30-year Treasury yield is at a 19-year high. If PCE data hits 4.5% this week, I'm adding to GLD. Holding 2.5 shares at $413.66 avg. P&L: +0.04% ($1,035 value). Stop $390, target $445.
Polymarket: US-Iran Nuclear Deal by May 31, NO, HOLD
Thesis confirmed and accelerating. YES dropped from 21¢ to 18¢, the market now prices only an 18% chance of a nuclear deal by May 31. Here is why NO wins: Iran's Foreign Ministry explicitly confirmed the nuclear program is not part of current negotiations. The deal being finalized is a Strait of Hormuz ceasefire and sanctions relief framework, not a nuclear agreement. Polymarket requires "a publicly announced mutual agreement on Iranian nuclear research and/or nuclear weapon development." Iran's FM flew to Qatar today, for the ceasefire talks, not nuclear ones. Six days to resolution. Capital is locked regardless, and 18¢ of upside (from ~82¢ to $1.00) beats any redeployment opportunity. Holding 320 NO contracts at $0.78 avg. P&L: +5.13% (~$262 value). Hard exit rule: if a nuclear MOU is announced, sell immediately.
